Jude Law (Vincent)-- A movie without Jude Law in this era is illegal...seriously! So Law, in a convienant manner, was
able to fit the co-starring role, next to Zed... Vincent. It's amazing how hollywood works, isn't it?
Sam Jackson (Zed)-- Fun yet rare Fact: not the first time Mr. Jackson would have a partner in crime named Vince.
Will Ferrell (Glenn)-- Ferrell and Glenn have always been two in the same. Bitter, annyoing, and an attention-thirst
fuckhole. Ferrel would make an excellent choice as the time traveling baffoon!
Emelio Estevez(Devin)-- As you have no seen Devin in the comics that much, he indeed plays a well-rounded friend of Vince
and Zed's. He's going to need a good actor to play 'em, and Estevez is all we could afford. How do you spell this
Tia Car--Caree--Carere-- who knows? (Naku)-- She'd need to spike her hair up and possibly act, who knows if she could
follow through with such a chore?
Jon Heder (His fuckin' self)- In the premise, the character of Jon Heder plays a vital role in Vince and Zed's major
mission... just watch.
Notice: No actors or actresses have been contacted for roles in this particular film. A script has not been
written nor has anyone related to Miramax or Samuel L. Jackson has ever heard of this project. Doomed to fail, the film is
entirely made up and put here for pure enjoyment. Now stop squinting.